Lambda Aloha                Kauai
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Information for Straight Men
Is this somewhat descriptive of you:

You're somewhere between 25 and 55 years old.

You are most likely married to a women.

You most likely have at least one son or daughter.

You work hard every day, (and most likely have some kind of a construction job).

You don't want to change your lifestyle, You still love your wife and children..

You have to take care of your family.

You have to go home to your family in 45 minutes.

But you need a hand with something,

Or you might want to have something sucked, or want to try sucking someone else.

Well, if this in some way describes you, Rest Assured:
You are not alone!
We talk to many men like you every single day.
Sometimes by email, sometimes by phone.
In the past year alone, we have spoken to hundreds of guys here on the island who fit the above profile.
Now, what can you do about this:

First realize that this does not mean that you're "gay" and

That you are no different from any other straight guy on the mainland, Except that you live on a small Island
.

Gay or straight, most men want to have as much sex as they can.

And they don't want to miss out on anything.

So it's after work and you've worked hard for 10 hours, and now got a woodie.

You need a discrete buddy, who like you, just needs a hand.

(and you need it NOW)

What do you do about this?     Where do you go?  

Grab a cold beer and
Go to the Beach!

But, not just any beach.

Try out Lydgate Park (South of the entrance road) or Glass Beach.

We've also even heard of some discrete action at Salt Pound.

KPD has been issuing citations at Donkey Beach off and on (indecent exposure, $93 fine).

Go and have a good look around. Check out the bushes, the area around the rest room.

Be friendly, discretely acknowledge the other guys hanging out there.
Be yourself, and try to relax, enjoy the beach.
If nothing else,  contemplate the ocean for half an hour!

Go back another day if necessary.

Or try another beach on a different day. (We didn't say this would always be easy).

Some times you have to work at this, you just have to get the hang of cruising.

Certain days are more popular than others at some places

If you do experience any problems (on Kauai this is very unlikely), Please email (or call) us so we can let others know.
Last Updated: April 20, 2007
Are you a bit more bold,
Or maybe you don't exactly "fit" in the
above profile

Maybe you would like to check out some of the Lambda
Aloha functions

We might suggest:

Friday Night Bonfire

Second Sunday Potluck Picnic

Gay Bingo Night

For more information on these (and other) functions

CLICK HERE

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